Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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