You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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