you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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