doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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