Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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