in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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