He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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