I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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