is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
zippers are such a cool invention
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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