It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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