Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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