So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
