i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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