I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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