I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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