I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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