So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
