do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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