So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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