We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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