I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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