I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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