Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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