Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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