Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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