do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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