If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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