My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
