i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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