Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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