So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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