At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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