How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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