Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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