Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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