Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
