Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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