Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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