Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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