Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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