if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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