Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
it's great music for shaving your balls
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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