My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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