i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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