Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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