Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
