And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
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