they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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