I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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