The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
