I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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