Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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