what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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