Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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