shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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