He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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