ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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